Just in case you have extra cash lying around, happen to be rich, or perhaps you might be in a new relationship with the one and still afraid to um, handle important but necessary business, designers Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid created the perfect solution.
From their site:
“Analogous to our culture’s obsession with luxury and consumption, these 24K gold leaf capsules turn your innermost parts into chambers of wealth. Consume and digest.”
The site description is a little ambiguous (to say the least) but to spell it out without utterly grossing myself out: For $425, we mortals can poop glitter, just like a unicorn.
Except this glitter is actual flakes of 24k Gold.
Fantastic.
And the new gold rush of people sneaking into sewers begins…
And for the A-list you’ll be able to buy platinum capsules for $1425.