Calling All Harvard Grads, Britney wants YOU

Maybe Britney Spear’s Twitter hacking incident prompted the search, but Britney’s “people” are looking for a Social Media Expert. And not any Social Media expert, an Ivy educated – specifically Harvard, quote un-quote expert.

“Britney Spears 2.0 Media Manager” job listing was posted by Broadcasting Unlimited (the BritneySpears.com management agency) on a job board viewable only by Harvard IT students.

Job is for top graduate to fulfill:

• updating her status
• blogs
• news feed
• “The person must be knowledgeable in all social networks such as MySpace and Facebook and possess excellent communication skills.”

Interesting.
But how unrealistic. An Ivy education — Harvard at that, costs as much as a mortgage for a trailer home. Or a lifetime supply of Cheetos. Would an elite scholar really want to work for that hot mess?

I have an idea that may possibly save a lot of time and money. Track down the hackers of her Twitter account and hire them immediately. While re-vamping Brit-Brit’s image, why not re-make her into a comedic character. That way, we can laugh with her, and not just at her since clearly, the poor girl is a train wreck. If her Twitter stream was filled with Tweets like the above, I will for sure be her number one fan. Mean? No, I prefer the word entertainment.

Don’t judge me, please.
(image via BitchFuzz and source)