Calling All Harvard Grads, Britney wants YOU

By The Twirlit Team on January 15th, 2009

Maybe Britney Spear’s Twitter hacking incident prompted the search, but Britney’s “people” are looking for a Social Media Expert. And not any Social Media expert, an Ivy educated – specifically Harvard, quote un-quote expert.

“Britney Spears 2.0 Media Manager” job listing was posted by Broadcasting Unlimited (the BritneySpears.com management agency) on a job board viewable only by Harvard IT students.

Job is for top graduate to fulfill:

updating her status
blogs
news feed
“The person must be knowledgeable in all social networks such as MySpace and Facebook and possess excellent communication skills.”

Interesting.
But how unrealistic. An Ivy education — Harvard at that, costs as much as a mortgage for a trailer home. Or a lifetime supply of Cheetos. Would an elite scholar really want to work for that hot mess?

I have an idea that may possibly save a lot of time and money. Track down the hackers of her Twitter account and hire them immediately. While re-vamping Brit-Brit’s image, why not re-make her into a comedic character. That way, we can laugh with her, and not just at her since clearly, the poor girl is a train wreck. If her Twitter stream was filled with Tweets like the above, I will for sure be her number one fan. Mean? No, I prefer the word entertainment.

Don’t judge me, please.
(image via BitchFuzz and source)