
Early Thursday morning Ashton Kutcher was woken up in a way that made him, well a bit cranky. Loud banging noises coming from a neighbors construction site was the culprit. Now if you live in Los Angeles you have probably experienced this or are currently experiencing it and I for one think he was perfectly justified in his said crankyness. No one wants to hear jackhammers, dump trucks and hammers banging on metal at any time of the day let alone 7am.
I recently started following Ashton and his wife Demi on Twitter and that’s where I first learned that their beauty sleep was being interrupted. Aston set off a series of tweets letting us know exactly how he felt:
Thursday Morning:
- I’m gonna kill my neighbor!
- this ass clown has another thing coming!
- holy moly I’m gonna lose it!
- Jack ass 7am building a god damn fort next to my house f’in up my view and noise polluting the entire f’in nieghborhood with pounding steal
- this SOB owl feces cougar placenta jack bone dick!
- watch this sh*T http://qik.com/ashton
That final tweet linked to the following Qik Video:
- Thank you twitter universe for an amazingly entertaining day! see you at 7 am for I’m certain an unwanted alarm clock will be ringing.
So to my surprise when I woke up this morning there were two new video’s from him being neighborly.







When they said ‘ change’ they meant for the little people…the peasants and half-wits that pay to watch their movies.
Obama voters…nuff said.