He’s Just Not That Into You Quotes
Some memorable quotes from this weekends release of He’s Just Not That Into You:
“A girl will never forget the first boy she ever likes.”
“- Why did you do that?
- Because you smell like a dog pooh”
“Connie, do you know why that little boy did those things? Because he likes you.”
“We are all programmed to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk that means he likes you.”
“How stupid is that a girl has to wait for a guy’s call anyway, right?”
“He’s totally gonna call.”
“I just need you to stop being nice to me unless you gonna marry me.”
“Am I… will I be Al Pacino in this scenario?”
“- Maybe he lost my number or is out of town or got hit by a cab.
- Or maybe he is not interested in seeing you again?”
“MySpace is the new booty call”
“What if you meet the love of your life? Are you suppose to let that pass you by?”
“Is that an invitation?”
“I had this guy leave me a voice mail at work, so I called him at home, and then he emailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell, and now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies. It’s exhausting.”
