Oscars Night Ode to Robert Pattinson
Shame. On. Me.
I didn’t notice him in Harry Potter, did you? Didn’t watch “Twilight” — not interested in vampires and such. Tuned out all the Twilight headlines and hype, so when I laid eyes on him for the first time ever tonight, all I can say is: Shame on me. I need some major Robert Pattinson fan girl training. First step: Googling.
Born May 13th, 1986, his Holy Yumminess is 22 (23 in a few months). Which makes him 5+ years younger than me in human years and 35 or so in dog years. I calculated the age gap in dog years too, since a 35 or so year difference makes it more… vampire-ish? Works for me. As for his zodiac sign (Taurus), I guess that will do.
Some more vital stats: he’s tall (6’1″), plays guitar and piano, and has a British accent. SIGH.
Despite winning over the magazines as 2008′s breakout star (Forbes, LA Times) and hottest actor titles (Yahoo, Rolling Stone Magazine, Hello Magazine), the man only has one movie in post production: “New Moon” aka Twilight 2.
Why?
Me The public needs more of him. Please please please bless our eyes with Robert Pattinson overload, Hollywood!
On second thought, screw waiting to see him on the big screen, I’m moving to Hollywood! I wonder if he likes Asians. 
Thanks for the info, IMDB.
