Oh My God, I am about to have a heart attack.
Natalie Portman and Robert Pattinson were seen flirting at the Vanity Fair Oscar after party. An RP (Robert Pattinson) insider told E Online that “[Portman] seemed really into him, and went right up to say hello once she spotted him” and get this. RP’s friend also said RP was calming his nerves before presenting with some “Whiskey and Natalie Portman”
NOOO. Say it isn’t so!!
Now don’t get me wrong, I love me some Natalie Portman. It is no secret the girl is gorgeous — she rocked that purple dress on Oscar night. RP is definitely the most beautiful man in Hollywood — did you see how nice he cleaned up in that tux? And they would probably be the best looking couple in Hollywood. But can we be delusional just a little while longer? There are PLENTY of other single men in Hollywood!
Though they were seen flirting and talking on the patio, they didn’t leave the Vanity Fair party together (thank God).
Robert, listen to me. You don’t want to be Natalie’s rebound. Let her get over her rocker ex bf Devendra Banhart, with another boy like… Ryan Gosling, since they were rumored to be having a thing.
SIGH. Ok. Enough haterade. Why wouldn’t two good looking people end up together? I just need some time to come to terms with the prospect of Natalie Portman and RP dating. Like my Magic 8 Ball says: “Outlook Not So Good” (for RP fans)
Thanks for ruining my day, E Online
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Comments
FutureMrsPattinson
February 25th, 2009 - 12:22:13 PM
Natalie Portman is looking good compared to Paris Hilton(*cough*skank) right now. Seems Paris has her eye on him too. She is even in Japan right now 2. Hmm.......coincidence, I think Not. In the words of the best interviewer (love ya red haired braid girl) ever"I will end you"
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Emmy
February 26th, 2009 - 1:33:44 PM
NOOOOOO!!!!!I mean natalies a great person and all, blah blah blah so on and so forth, but like you said, id like to be delusional a little loonger aka piss off natalie.Thats my two cents.
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Emmy
February 26th, 2009 - 1:35:22 PM
Ha - and don't even get me started on the whole paris hilton thing*shudder*.
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Bobbie
February 26th, 2009 - 4:47:57 PM
he mine bitch back off
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SAM
February 26th, 2009 - 5:43:49 PM
MAAAANNNN! SHE TRYNA STUNt ND GET PPL..! iM NOT iN <3 WIT PATTiNSON...BUT i JUST THiNK HE'S PLAYiN...HE"S USUALLY KiNDA TiPSY AT THM PARTiES..LOL BUT PATTiNSON ND STEWART R 4 EHVR..<3
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Stace
March 4th, 2009 - 3:31:27 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! No. No. No. Not at all. He needs to stay single...
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whoops
March 25th, 2009 - 7:52:31 AM
so this is kinda a really late reaction, but what the heck:P well actually i think he and natalie would be great together. First I didn't want that to be happen either but I don't think he and kristen would be together at all. So why not? he's great, natalie is great and them together would be just perfect/fantastic. if he is happy his fans should be too in stead of hating any girl that comes close to him
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claudia
May 2nd, 2009 - 1:09:57 AM
I think robert pattinson and natalie are great together..but I heard he likes to flirt girls (last with megan fox)..hmm..I hope I can be the next he flirts with..
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