Hands off Robert Pattinson, Natalie Portman!!
Oh My God, I am about to have a heart attack.
Natalie Portman and Robert Pattinson were seen flirting at the Vanity Fair Oscar after party. An RP (Robert Pattinson) insider told E Online that “[Portman] seemed really into him, and went right up to say hello once she spotted him” and get this. RP’s friend also said RP was calming his nerves before presenting with some “Whiskey and Natalie Portman”
NOOO. Say it isn’t so!!
Now don’t get me wrong, I love me some Natalie Portman. It is no secret the girl is gorgeous — she rocked that purple dress on Oscar night. RP is definitely the most beautiful man in Hollywood — did you see how nice he cleaned up in that tux? And they would probably be the best looking couple in Hollywood. But can we be delusional just a little while longer? There are PLENTY of other single men in Hollywood!
Though they were seen flirting and talking on the patio, they didn’t leave the Vanity Fair party together (thank God).
Robert, listen to me. You don’t want to be Natalie’s rebound. Let her get over her rocker ex bf Devendra Banhart, with another boy like… Ryan Gosling, since they were rumored to be having a thing.
SIGH. Ok. Enough haterade. Why wouldn’t two good looking people end up together? I just need some time to come to terms with the prospect of Natalie Portman and RP dating. Like my Magic 8 Ball says: “Outlook Not So Good” (for RP fans)
Thanks for ruining my day, E Online