Orlando (Hottie) Bloom and Miranda (Victoria’s Secret Model gorgeous girl) were spotted — well photographed displaying MAJOR forms of public affection on the balcony of their hotel in Sydney (Australia – just in case).
First thing that came to mind: Get a room!
But uh, they are already on their balcony of their room. ANYway, is it just me or do they look like they’re posing for the paparazzi?
Another observation: I am no body language expert but poor Miss Super Model looks extremely suffocated. I thought it was that one picture the paparazzi snapped just happened to catch an awkward shot but when I flipped through the rest? Seriously. Even though Miranda Kerr is laughing, a lot of the photos look like she is trying to push him away and extremely awkward. HIM on the other hand, looks absolutely enamored. I don’t blame him, she’s hot but come ON, are you that dense Orlando? Get a clue!
Slife is speculating they are engaged but from the looks of these pictures and the way they look, I highly doubt it. If they are engaged, I surely hope they have a super tight pre-nup, since they don’t really look genuinely happy. -just saying.
