It looks like Bristol Palin is now a statistic and, not a good one. Bristol is now officially a single teenage mother because, she has broken up with her baby daddy, Levi Johnston.
Star Magazine was the first to announce rumors of the new parents splitting yesterday. However, Levi made it official late last night when he told the Associated Press that him and Bristol had ended things “a while ago.” He avoided answering further questions about the split but, he told the AP that all the tabloid rumors surrounding why they split were untrue.
Blah blah… Levi needs to speak up with some truth and maybe he can prevent other stupid kids from duplicating this same sad event. Everybody knows that the two broke up because its super difficult trying to be both a child and a parent. Also I have to mention that it has been said that dealing with his baby momma and baby grand-momma is beyond impossible!
W00T to the several million people who totally saw that one coming!! I can’t wait to see how Sarah Palin tries to spin this shit into positive press…that woman’s life is a hot mess.







Good I say. The only reason Bristol & Levi were staying together in the first place was for GOP Public Relations. No reason for them to make such a drastic & life-changing decision as getting married — and at that age! — simply to keep up with appearances. It’s not like Bristol needed the financial support.