Now, there are self-help books, feminist novels and tons of writing about how to keep your man from cheating on you..blah blah blah. The truth is that if it DOES happen, you can’t beat yourself up about it. It happens to men and women everywhere and it doesn’t matter if you’re a Supermodel or if you’re on the dowdy side. Usually, I listen to Ryan Seacrest on KIIS FM here in LA and he has this segment called, “Ryan’s Roses,” which is a ploy to uncover cheating spouses/lovers. It’s actually quite fascinating to hear these people who are blatantly cheating on their significant others and still seem completely fine with it.
Well, this woman found her husband cheating on her and did something that was absolutely hilarious. And downright creative. I imagine that this woman photocopied hundreds of these pictures of her cheating husband and posted them all around their town.
The caption is priceless:
LOST DOG
Last seen humping his wife’s best friend on hidden camera
To see this old dog practicing tricks with his new bitch
I’ve heard of women throwing their cheating husband/boyfriend’s clothes on the street, but photocopying pictures of them as a “Lost Dog,”…that’s some prime creativity right there.
What’s the lesson here? Don’t get mad. Get even.
also — don’t date cheats, jerks or assholes
i know, i know
I also know for a fact that all guys cheat. No matter how nice they are. I have dated more than 50 guys in the past month. They all cheated on me. If a guy does do something like that, like it says, dont beat yourself u over it because you think its your fault. Well… Its not. I thought so after the first 5 guys. But then I realized, “hey, shit happens” people get over it. Haha. My boyfriend now has only one chance left before I get to attatched to him again.
If you’ve dated over 50 men in one month, that’s more than 1 per day, closing in on 2 per day. I for one don’t think that’s enough of a commitment to consider them to be cheating. In fact, I have to say it seems to be the other way around.
Even if you made a mistake and meant year instead of month, that’s one guy every 7.3 days. Again, not enough time to be considered committed to each other.
And second, not every guy cheats, just because you’ve decided that all your guys were cheaters, don’t paint all men with the same skewed brush.