Woman Has Twins By Different Fathers

Sometimes I sit and think that I might have some of the worst luck in the world however, when I came across the story of Mia Washington, I realized that she has definitely gotten the short stick! Sometimes people are just so damn ghetto that it literally goes against nature!

Doctors in Texas pretty much freaked the heck out when Mia Washington brought her baby twins boys to get their D.N.A tested after she noticed subtle differences in their faces. Why were the doctors freaking out? Well that is because Washington wasn’t just high off smoking rock when she said her boys did not look alike..11 month old Justin and Jason were actually fathered by two different men.

What freaks me out even more is that this isn’t just a super rare case of being skanky…this happens when a woman releases multiple eggs and has more than one sexual partner during the same time period.

So, this means that Washington was cheating on her fiancee and sleeping with more than one partner in a 48 hour period. This lead her to give birth to the rarest type of twins in the world called; heteropaternal superfecundation.

The best part about the story is that Washington is still engaged to this and, he is raising one kid that is his and also raising this other bastard child who is his son’s twin brother but not his son…talk about growing up with resentment!

Good luck explaining this whole situation to a child!

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4 Responses to Woman Has Twins By Different Fathers

  1. this sort of happened with me, except me and my twin sister both had the same father. but conception is believed to have occurred at different times (a month or two apart). which i guess happens.

    when we came out my sister was right around 5 pounds and i was 7 pounds.

  2. “high off smoking rock” wtf? where does it say anything about her drug use

    not cool

  3. This story has come four years too late for me. I was representing a client in a case and I knew that this was a possibility. I shared my thoughts with my girlfriend at the time because she was a doctor and she told me it was impossible. I thought she was upholding the integrity of women at the expense of reasoning with me about scientific fact so we got into an argument and split up – it now occurs to me that maybe not all doctors know that this happens – I thought it was pretty obvious and my girlfriend was just some unreasoble person.

  4. Ras Pepe. You said that you thought it was pretty obvious and your girlfriend was just some unreasonable person. If your girlfriend is a woman than you can guarantee that she is an unreasonable person. Should be fairly obvious.

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