Originals

May 20, 2009

Woman Has Twins By Different Fathers

Sometimes I sit and think that I might have some of the worst luck in the world however, when I came across the story of Mia Washington, I realized that she has definitely gotten the short stick! Sometimes people are just so damn ghetto that it literally goes against nature!

Doctors in Texas pretty much freaked the heck out when Mia Washington brought her baby twins boys to get their D.N.A tested after she noticed subtle differences in their faces. Why were the doctors freaking out? Well that is because Washington wasn’t just high off smoking rock when she said her boys did not look alike..11 month old Justin and Jason were actually fathered by two different men.

What freaks me out even more is that this isn’t just a super rare case of being skanky…this happens when a woman releases multiple eggs and has more than one sexual partner during the same time period.

So, this means that Washington was cheating on her fiancee and sleeping with more than one partner in a 48 hour period. This lead her to give birth to the rarest type of twins in the world called; heteropaternal superfecundation.

The best part about the story is that Washington is still engaged to this and, he is raising one kid that is his and also raising this other bastard child who is his son’s twin brother but not his son…talk about growing up with resentment!

Good luck explaining this whole situation to a child!