Tennis Star Simona Halep Having DD Breasts Reduced

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The Sun reported that 17-year-old Wimbledon hopeful and Tennis star Simona Halep wants surgery to reduce the size of her 34dd breasts. Having the same size breasts at Halep, I completely understand that is not easy playing sports while carrying around a pair of 34dd breasts! Not only do you have to deal with them bouncing but, it is uncomfortable and slows you WAY down!

I am 5’9” and carrying around these 34dd breasts for 12 years and it has been painful and annoying so, I can’t imagine how somebody 5’5” manages. Ladies with smaller breasts always bitch and complain that I should be happy and grateful but, how can I be when I can barely walk five feet without worrying about looking like a pornstar circus clown.

Anyways, The Sun was the first to report that Halep wanted a breast reduction. The magazine quoted Halep as saying;

“The breasts make me uncomfortable when I play. It’s the weight that troubles me – my ability to react quickly.”

She is rumored to be undergoing surgery later in the year.

Also The Sun reported that her pigheaded fan are signing a petition titled “Save Simona Halep Boobs.”

Only men!

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