Finally, the prayers of millions of women everywhere have been answered. Thanks to W magazine, we can now all gaze at the wonder that is Bruce Willis’ naked body. I kid, I kid. This is just bazaar.
Bruce Willis is not my idea of a sex symbol. In fact, I’m not sure he’s anyone’s idea of a sex symbol. Sure, his wife Emma Hemming, who poses in the photos with him, is a pretty model, but Bruce has seen better days. And having to see him naked, lying on a table in staged S&M-style photos is just creepy. And, shockingly un-shocking. I’m assuming W magazine commissioned this shoot to push boundaries, and test gag reflexes across the world, but I don’t find the photos provocative.
It feels more like someone forced me to take a close look at what happens at 1am in a hotel room rented by the hour…if you get my drift. Definitely not something I ever want to see.
Here’s an idea, why not put Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher on the cover? I could stomach that. Not that I’m really a fan of either, but the Ashton/Demi combo is certainly better than what W gave us.
Thanks, W, for putting these images in my head that I can never get out. They neither shock or provoke me. I am simply annoyed. Thanks a lot.
Aww… I think he’s a hunky older man
kendra, exactly how old are you? my guess, mid 20′s? bruce is incredibly sexy. have you ever watched moonlighting,pulp fiction, the fifth element, the list goes on. we older ladies find him extremely sexy and obviously a few younger ones as well since wife is 32.
Kendra… Can’t believe i read your boring article and am now commenting. Give some credit to Bruce Willis! 54 years old! He’s still sexy. You must be young and think Very highly of yourself to belittle someone else. Grow up
‘Boring’ that’s a bit harsh… don’t you think it’s a great thing that we’re not all attracted to the same men? Regardless of age?
Anno, I think it’s great we’re not all attracted to the same men. I know the men I’m attracted to certainly wouldn’t be considered attractive by many womens’ standards. Bruce is just not one of the men I think is sexy…and I said so. I just found the spread unoriginal. I appreciate your feedback. Just as different men make life interesting, so do different opinions.
Well said ! He’s just a dirty old man, if you ask me.