“Free pie for everybody.” That’s what Britney Spears would do if she were president. (At least it’s better than “I can see Russia from my house.”) According to The Huffington Post, Brit read off David Letterman’s Top 10 List on The Late Show last night, and that’s not all: she did it while wearing a bikini.
The topic was “Top 10 ways the country would be different if Britney Spears were president.” The answers:
10. She’d be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon
9. We’d only invade fun places like Cabo
8. Free pie for everybody
7. Her Situation Room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas
6. She’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of her new fragrance, “Circus Fantasy”
5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal stratgey
3. Challenge US to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade
2. Three words: Vice President Diddy
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to her
Cameras cut to a room outside of Dave’s regular studio where Britney kneeled in front of a couch, looking quite toned in her bikini. She also wore a red flower in her long, wavy blond hair.
Comments
Kelly
August 19th, 2009 - 11:51:04 AM
She's pretty right on about her "Circus Fantasy". Although "lure" or "irresistible" might not be quite the right words. "Flood" and "Agent Orange-like" perhaps?
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