I know that what you really need in the middle of a recession is a sixth season of a show about spoiled rich kids! Fear not, The Hills is back, premiering September 29th on MTV - and in the new trailer on People.com, Kristin Cavallari emerges as its evil villain!
“She’s like a disease you can’t get rid of,” says one of them. She’s also called a “man-eater,” a “boyfriend stealer,” and a bad seed.” Ooh! The ultimate question about Kristin: “How can one person turn our lives upside down?” That is certainly a good question. Other ones that come to mind:
1) How much money did it cost Audrina to get her teeth so unnaturally white?
2) How do all the girls have the same hair? Do these people ever get bored of just existing?
3) And most of all, how is this show still on?
The upcoming season will also give us some much-needed insight on the marriage of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. ”I’m a wife now,” Heidi says. “I need to step up my wifely duties.”
And she’s got babies on the brain, much to the dismay of her hubby. “You’re 22, yo,” he says. And despite the fact that he won’t take off his ridiculous black cowboy hat, I have to agree with him. The last thing we need is a reality show following their rugrats.
Not to say they were great or all that special or anything, but how is this really a show without Lauren or even Whitney. All that’s left are the super-bitches. And now there’s an even worse one?
Can’t imagine this lasting longer than a season (maybe two).
Lauren was boring and Whitney has her own show it’s called The City