The WHIGGIE (White Guy Groupie)
A brief profile of Asian girls afflicted with “White Fever”
ORIGINS: A subset of women of Asian ethnicity, usually found residing in major U.S. cities, although they have been known to appear overseas occasionally. Closely related to their cousins, Yellow Cabs (Japan), Gwei-Po’s (Hong Kong), Sarong Party girls (Singapore), Twinkies and Bananas.

NOT TO BE CONUSED WITH: Intelligent, emotionally-secure women who are free of identity problems, self-hate, racial prejudice and chips on their shoulders.

CHARACTER TRAITS
- Poorly developed self-identity. Pathetically insecure with themselves and their ethnicity.
- Resentment of father’s traditional, authoritarian upbringing (whether real or perceived).
- Brainwashed into believing that they, as AF’s, are more desirable than other women in exotic lotus blossom kinda way. Willingness to pander to western media sexual stereotypes of AF’s, which they perceive as marketing advantage.
- Thoroughly whitewashed. Desperate need to fit into “mainstream” (i.e. white) society and to distance themselves from their Asian heritage. Racial inferiority complex.
- Feigned air of superiority when dealing with members of own race and any other minority groups. In need of major attitude adjustments.
- Exaggerated, whiny, Encino-esque valley girl accent.
- Delusions of grandeur… “I want it all…and that begins with the right (i.e. white) guy…” Asian-American princess complex.
- Uncanny ability of determine one’s nationality, occupation, earning capacity and make of auto within three minutes of commencing a conversation.
- Exaggerated perception of white males’ value in increasing AF’s social status.
- Ignorant and narrow-minded, eager to adopt and perpetuate fallacious western media stereotypes of Asian men.
- A compulsion to trash Asians, particularly Asian men, in order to justify their autoracist tendencies, placate their guilt and bolster their self-esteem.
- Extremely shallow, self-centered, argumentative and boring.
- Disdains ethnic studies; regards it as a major threat to her carefully constructed, self-deceptive whiggie identity.
- Despises all Asian men, with the occasional exception of their brothers (after all, they share the same genes.
- Believes that racism does not exist because she, as an AF, has never experienced it first hand, or is too dense to realize it. Besides, those Asiaphiles are so nice to her (while plotting to get into her pants.
- Gets a warm fuzzy feeling when watching The Joy Luck Club, while snuggled up to her geeky Asiaphile boyfriend.
- Believes that the only reason an Asian person would disrespect her is because they are racist.
- Has lost count of how many WM’s she’s done this month.
- The wet-dream come true for socially-handicapped Caucasian nerds who are unable to attract Caucasian women.
- Threatened and insecure in the presence of any culturally-perceptive Asian person or any AM not fitting her stereotype of the quiet , marginalized, “model minority” geek.
- Fundamentally insecure, utterly confused, lacking in self respect.
- Many aging whiggies, after being used and abandoned by WM’s in favor of younger, more nubile whiggies and being rejected by AM’s who see through their transparency, develop a bitterness towards all men, period.
- Denial of all of the above.
FACIAL EXPRESSIONS: a) Look of contempt when eyes meet those of any non-white male, converting to beaming grin upon sighting of WM victim/target; b) terminal pout or c) bimboish expression that defies deep thought.
TYPICAL ATTIRE: Anything trendy, mainstream-looking and seductive (especially if it’s black and tight). Big hair (perhaps their most valuable asset) tossed with hand every 15 seconds. Wonderbra. Fanatical whiggies have been known to undergo certain procedures such as eyelid surgery, breast augmentation and vaginal tightening operations in order to increase their marketability to WM’s. Blue contact lenses and bleached blonde hair have even been sported on occasion. Note: Attire may vary depending on the specific type of WM being targeted.
I.Q: Too low to measure.
NATURAL HABITAT:
Personal ad columns (“exotic, slim, SAF seeks successful, generous SWM”), cheerleading squads, sorority houses (role: token “oriental sisters”), T.V. newsdesks, B-grade Kung-Fu flicks, trendy nightclubs (usually found necking with aging WM’s), Chinese restaurants (slumming with the WM and demonstrating that she’s “in touch with her heritage”), anywhere else frequented by White males.
TYPICAL WHIGGIE QUIPS:
Age 10: “Mom, why do we have to be (Chinese/Japanese/Korean)? Do you have to dress like that? And what’s with Dad and his accent?
Age 12: “Mom, I want an eyelid job for Christmas, okay?
Later on…
“I’ve always only dated white guys. I don’t know why, I just have.”
“Race doesn’t matter. I just happen to like white guys. It’s just a preference.”
“We are the world, we are the children…We…”
“I’ve gone out with all kinds of guys…Dutch, English, French, German, you name it. Even went out with a Jewish guy once! After all, love is color blind.”
“Eeeew, Jennifer, how could you go out with that (insert minority group here) guy!?” Totally gross!
“Oooh Roger, you’re like soooo strong and intelligent. Did you say you drive a beemer? Kewl! (giggle).”
“I want to learn English better…you maybe teach, handsome man? Are you U.S. citizen?” (Yes FOB’s can be whiggies too!)
“Like why would I want to go out with an Asian guy? They don’t own me or anything. Uhh, and besides they are all male chauvinist …and domineering too…yeah that’s it! Didn’t you see The Joy Luck Club?”
Like, I’m dating *out* of my race, so how can I be racists?!! Duh!!
CLOSELY RELATED TO: Racists, bigots, wannabes, ho’s, chameleons, white supremacists, a fish out of water.
MEDIA REPRESENTATION/ROLE MODELS: Connie Chung, Amy Tan, Lisa Ling, Margaret Cho, Sheryl Wu Dunn, any of The Joy Luck Club protagonists (except the one who married an Asian dude).
NATURAL COUNTERPARTS: Asiaphiles…who else?

This nation is all about whites killing non-whites.

2nd other Asians go through racism too,from all of them black whites and Mexicans.My problem extends past name calling, I have been racially harassed out of work, racially gained up on etc.I’m sure other Asians face the same thing.

3rd Everytime you hear about a crime commited by a white person whether it’s in Asia, Africa, or the U.S. it’s always having to do with stealing money, child pornography, esp. their Catholic priests who have a fetish for young boys, crimes against nature etc.Homosexuality and pedophilism is inherent in white ppl.Doesn’t matter what country.It’s a white thing.So don’t fucking try to say it’s because it’s a white country AGAIN the nature of the crime has nothing to do with the population you stupid bitch even you can’t rebuttal my facts.

last don’t try to give me advice, I know who and what I am and what I’m saying.You need to stop acting like a sissy bitch.

And I bet screen names “Jesse, VillageMilk etc. are the same person.

People are people.

I do think you are wrong to do some stereotyping of your own.

But I can tell there is a lot of hurt given it seems all that you went through.

I know you don’t see me as a friend, but take this advice: if any white or black or whoever outside your and my color offer to be friends with you and are good to you, don’t push them away. You never know when you really need them or their friendship. Trust me on that. I know.

Whatever does not kill you make you stronger.

I see you are one tough cookie.

Just do yourself a favor and channel it positively.

I know it is tough. It hurts to be slurred with remarks like chink or gook. Cruel words over people’s color have no place in society.

You’re young, and I should not have been so hard on you, and I am sorry if I am.

You have a lot of years to grow. Hang tough. God bless, and take care.

If you recall I have not slandered or denigrated the Asian male in any of my posts. Most of that was done by the female Asian posters of this thread. What I posted was more along the lines of constructive critizism and stating how the the mainstream media portrays Asian men (passive,weak physically unattractive geek that may know some kung-fu) and women (passive, docile, submissive exotic sex objects thats “gonna pick some other white guy”- not my words; read the article). After all, isn’t it the subject of this article; Asian stereotypes displayed by the media?? Like the other Asian poster said: I’m just telling it like it is. So man the fuck up!

You come off as a white ass licker, I think you are a faggot.An Asian country like Singapore has virtually no crime, compared to so called “white” countries like Sweden or the U.S. so stop your bullshit and excuse about America having the highest crimes commited by whites because it is a white country.And really America isn’t a white country but whites still commit the highest crimes.Guess what there are virtually no whites in Singapore!You really need to be shot you dumb fucktard.You are giving Asians a bad name, you seem to glide over every negative comment written about Asians, you think defending whites is gonna make you look good?Asians like you need to walk in front of a train and get run over, what a fucking fag you are, no one is reading the novels you are writing on this tread.Loser.

Reading all the comments, I agree with you on one thing, that Thuyen is really an annoying idiot, but that’s how most Asian guys are to me, cowards.He’s a pussy, he’s naive and he doesn’t get it.

Last Wow is an idiot using ethnic slur and being Asian.But I agree with her on alot of things, as an Asian esp. an Asian woman I get racially harassed as well.Sometimes I find I have to hold back because white ppl esp. the white men are crazy they’ll try to kill you if you stand up to them, like Raymond Clark did to Annie Le.White ppl do not get stereotyped.No one ever says anything negative about white women, simply because they are white.Asian women are unfairly labeled because of how we look.

I was not being PC as some idiots claim I am being. I am being biblically and morally correct on this.

What PC am I stressing? PC stuff comes from diehard liberals, many of who call other their own kind sell-outs for not agreeing with group think (particularly ethnic group think), which mean you and Jesse fall more into that.

I am traditional conservative as one can be.

You got Chinese hating the Japanese. Koreans thinking they better than everyone else. Cambodians who hate Vietnamese and Thai people. That shit is all over youtube.

Then you got this this ignorant sounding WOW chick calling another Asian a “gook”. Thanks for perpetuating the fucked up slur used by US servicemen to dehumanize Vietnamese people before killing them you stupid bitch.

Not to mention this Thuyen character who need to learn how to take constructive criticism from someone who is telling it like it is. You need to smarten up and get rid of that politically correct bullshit you stressin. Quit acting like a little fag and man up like the dude said. All them gay ass responses you publishing aint helping you any.

Also, learn how to be more articulate and creative with your written responses. All that “I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I” gay banter us making us Asian doods look bad. For reals.

Man, y’all embarassing us…

One last thing; if you have a problem with my use of the words bitch, fag, and gay but won’t check and question the usage of the word “gook”; then you sir/mam are a bigot.

Have a good life fuckers.

Most self-loathing because some of us don’t conform to your idea of how we should act? Let’s see here- that’s rich coming from you, who go around calling women of your nationality or color sell-outs if they don’t conform and marry among your types. Looks to me like you are hating on folks of your color, especially women, who don’t think like you. When you have tear down folks to bring yourself up or your color up, it only makes you come off as not rreally having a good self-esteem or self-image in the first place.

Confidence is no license to act like an idiot. You confuse confidence with unwarranted narcissism you are displaying for all to see. Shallow as one can get, which reveals lack of security in oneself, if you ask me, to act all narcisstic when one is really lacking inside.

Asians, men or women, can be a confident bunch. It is not self-loathing to treat individuals like individuals or treat like people regardless of skin color or gender.

“I find it rather pathetic the there is a serious lack of Asian women disputing the notion that they prefer white men over Asian men.”

Serious lack? Are you so quite presumptous to lump like that? Why should they justify themselves to you who they fall in love with you? You stated you are not Asian. There is a reason why they don’t do what you demand of them: NOYB.

I find it pathetic you trash women of my color just because some of them find men of other colors that attract them physically and emotionally.

Looks like you trash others, be it of your color or outside your color, to bring yourself up. What a way to live.

“Asian women seem so eager to conform to the western ideals about what role they shuold play in western society. That role seems to be the docile and submissive white skin worshipping sex object and they seem to fill that role little resistence.”

I don’t know if your statement is more racist against Asian or against whites. Or if it is more racist or sexist. But stupid fits all of it.

People are people. They have different reasons to do what they do. They don’t owe you anything or any explanation why they love who they love. Get over yourself.

“Asian women dont seem interested in Asian men when there is the option to “go white”. Asian men don’t seem to be stepping up their game to curtail this mass exodus of Asian women into the welcoming arms of asiaphiliac white men.”

And who are you to tell men or women how they should act and who they should love? Or to tell men of another color how to “force” women of their color not to go outside their color?

You claim are you are being anti-PC. Actually, you fit with some of the worst kind of liberal extremists who think if one does not think like them, they are a sell-out to those of their color. It is actually very PC and very liberal. Don’t kid yourself.

“Now there seems to to be a bitter indifference amongst Asian men towards Asian women. And thats not helping. All of this seems to benifit the avergae white guy that perhaps may not be able to score the trophy white girl but can definitely score a above average Asian gal with little resistance. Fits like a glove.”

What fits like a glove is your obsessive desire to tell folks in your color and outside your color that they can love only those in their color, and if folks don”t act and think like you, they are self-loathing.

Your words smack of racist nationalism mixed with sexism in how you make women as objects of men and as those who should submit to what men of their color tell them who to love. Fits like a glove actually.

Most white men I know regardless of who they love don’t look for women to be trophy wife, Asian or not. Most Asian women I know don’t look to be anyone’s trophy wife, be it of white men or not. Get over your obsessive desires to trash others to make yourself feel better.

You say you are going against PC. No, you are not. You are just the far left type PC, who calls everyone and anyone who don’t think within the group “sell-outs” and the like.

“Sucks to be an Asian guy in America.”

Sucks to be you actually to make such uninformed rantings and make yourself a laughingstock for others.

Asian Americans seem to be the most self loathing group of people I read about in recent times. I find it rather pathetic the there is a serious lack of Asian women disputing the notion that they prefer white men over Asian men. Asian women seem so eager to conform to the western ideals about what role they shuold play in western society. That role seems to be the docile and submissive white skin worshipping sex object and they seem to fill that role little resistence.

Asian women dont seem interested in Asian men when there is the option to “go white”. Asian men don’t seem to be stepping up their game to curtail this mass exodus of Asian women into the welcoming arms of asiaphiliac white men. Now there seems to to be a bitter indifference amongst Asian men towards Asian women. And thats not helping. All of this seems to benifit the avergae white guy that perhaps may not be able to score the trophy white girl but can definitely score a above average Asian gal with little resistance. Fits like a glove.

Sucks to be an Asian guy in America.