Church camp. Not to get too personal here, but not a lot of great memories for this young blogger. For me, at least, it involved uncomfortable beds, bad food, bugs, sports (just not my thing) and lots and lots of pressure to sign the “Heavenly Contract.” That is, a contract between me & God (and presumably my youth leader), to give up kissing boys, watching R-rated movies or listening to secular music. Yep, all the good stuff. And they made you sign it every single year. As I said, not a lot of great memories.

However, I think that would have all been different had I gone to Magdalene Manor. Unfamiliar? Well, it’s a Christian Women’s retreat, but with a fun little twist. Instead of teaching you how to be woman, God’s way, Magdalene Manor teaches you how to be a player, God’s way. That is, how to lure the men in your life to God via your great looks and natural charm. So instead of Bible studies, you get Messiah Makeovers, low-carb communion, and speaking in tongues 101. After all — as the camp advertises — while God sees your heart, your date sees your face. Bam!

Okay, okay, so the camp’s probably not real. But a girl can hope, can’t she?

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