This is Why You’re Fat

By Kelly Turner on October 8th, 2009

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A friend of mine sent me a link to This Is Why You’re Fat, and I can’t stop looking at it.  If you poke around, and are able to keep your hopefully-healthy lunch down, you’ll find out exactly why.

The site is full of restaurant monstrosities and reader submitted recipes with pictures of their meals: meals that contain weeks worth of calories and enough fat to allow you to actually feel your arteries clog.

Some of my favorites:

Double Stuffed Pizza Fatty

Sausage stuffed with pepperoni, cheese and veggies stuffed inside more sausage with a second layer of toppings, all smoked and then topped with pepperoni.  But it have veggies, so its good for you, right?

Deep Fried Captain Fluff

Deep fried Marshmallow Fluff and Cinnamon Toast Crunch.  Sounds like someone just got a new deep fryer.

The Tempura Burger

Everything is deep fried- even the veggies.

Quadruple Cheese Pie

Bacon mac and cheese pie with Cheez-It crust topped with toasted cheese doodles and Cheese Whiz.  Pretty sure none of those things actually contain real cheese.

Kentucky Nachos

Potato chips covered in barbecued pulled pork, blue cheese, coleslaw, cheddar cheese and sauteed onions and peppers.  I would probably actually eat this if they were tortilla chips instead of potato chips.

Domino’s Three Cheese Mac-N-Cheese Pasta Bread Bowl

I’m not gunna lie, this one actually looks pretty good.

Teesside Meat Feast

Chicken topped with pepperoni, ham and garlic butter on french fries covered in cheese.  The garlic butter makes it classy.

Corn Dog Casserole

Layers composed of hash brown patties, crumbled bacon, baked beans, corn, french fries topped by corn dog slices with mustard icing.  Icing, yeah.

Bacon Cheese Pizza Burger

Giant burger between two large meat pizzas, eggs, bacon, colby and pepper jack cheese.  Good for breakfast or dinner.

Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburgers

Who needs a bun when you’ve got donuts?

What’s the opposite of food porn? ‘Cause I think I just threw up in my mouth.