First Lindsay Lohan single-handedly destroys the image of an esteemed French fashion house. Now, her mom Dina is designing shoes. Cue the floods and locusts, the end of the world must be near. This is crazy! Does anyone else think this is crazy? I mean, when did it become ok — not just ok, but commonplace, encouraged, even — to give “nobodies” their own fashion lines? I mean, this whole ”everyman as celebrity” thing is really starting to piss me off. No, Jon and Kate aren’t celebrities. And, no! Dina Lohan is not a shoe designer.

These are just screwed up regular janes & joes who got 15 minutes of fame and then, all of a sudden, they know how to design clothes and shoes and make perfume? I call B.S.! It’s all a crock and I am sick of it. Dina, get back to me when you graduate from Central Saint Martins or Parsons School of Design. In my book, being a bad mother certainly doesn’t make you a shoe designer. Look how Lindsay turned out. No way am I letting you get your hands on my shoes.

If Natalie Portman (a talented actress with actual style) can’t make a shoe line work, what does Dina Lohan expect? She already tried cashing in on her daughter’s success and now that Lindsay’s career is down the toilet, I guess she is branching out into other ventures that require no talent and ubër amounts of greed.

I tried checking out the website that is supposedly selling Dina’s shoes and found none. So, I have no idea what they look like. But, I don’t really need to. I’ve already made up my mind. I was disgusted at the word Dina. Even if the shoes are the best things since sliced bread, I would be so embarrassed to admit who they’re “designed” by. Could you imagine walking down the street and someone says, “Oh, cute shoes.” And you’re response is, “Thanks, they’re my new Dina Lohans.” Mortifying.