Are Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Dating? New Evidence in Harper’s Bazaar
It’s the question we’re all wondering. No, not if we’ll ever have a decent health care system. WHETHER ROBERT PATTINSON AND KRISTEN STEWART ARE DATING! Honestly, I really think they’re not. Don’t you think we’d see lots of photos of them lip-locked at various “Twilight” happenings? They just won’t officially deny it so that we keep scouring the Internet for more evidence! We are victims of good publicity, it seems.
The latest addition to the speculative “Robsten” canon is a hot new Harper’s Bazaar photo spread, along with solo interviews with both Rob and Kristen. According to E! Online, interviewer Laura Brown remained just as noncommittal as the Duo that Makes Being Pale Cool themselves: “At the moment, there is only one thing anyone cares about regarding these two… Are they dating or what? Well…it’s clear that Rob and Kristen are close—very close.” Way to drink the publicity Kool-Aid, you know?!
She did ask the two of them who is most romantic. “I have a no-bulls–t detector,” Kristen said, ”so I’d have to say Rob is. I think romance is anything honest. As long as it’s honest, it’s so disarming.” Rob’s answer: “Um, I don’t know. What did Kristen say? No. I’m better at faking.” It sounds like it would be a couple-y response, but remember they were each asked separately, out of context of a relationship. You don’t fool me, Harper’s Bazaar. Come on, I bet they’re not dating. I think we’re all in denial.
Photo: Mark Seliger / Harper’s Bazaar