Heidi and Spencer Have Written a Book…
Just in time for your Christmas list, Heidi and Spencer Pratt have penned a book. Oh boy.
In what I’m sure will prove to be a literary classic among the likes of ”Catcher in the Rye,” “To Kill a Mockingbird” and, uhh, the Bible, Speidi will release “How To Be Famous: Our Guide To Looking The Part, Playing The Press and Becoming a Tabloid Picture.” Personally, though, I feel a more fitting title might be “How to be Infamous: Our Guide to Looking Ridiculous, Overexposure and Milking Your Fifteen Minutes of Fame.” Has a nice ring to it, yeah?
In the book, Heidi and Spencer insultingly compare themselves and their fame to that of Brad and Angelina. You know, cause while Speidi was whining in the jungles on “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here,” Pitt was building houses for victims of Hurricane Katrina, and Jolie was donating half a million dollars to help refugee and immigrant children. So yes, I would definitely lump the two together.
It is unbelievable to me that there is enough material for these two to write an entire book about. That said, even if the book doesn’t aim to be satirical, this may turn out to be a hilarious read. I just hope Heidi can find a copy of it as a Book on Tape, or perhaps hire somebody to read it to her.
In all seriousness, though, if I can take anything from this “accomplishment” of perhaps the most obnoxious couple of all time, it’s that anyone can get a book published. Perhaps I need to add “Lip Synced in a Grainy Soft Porn ‘Music’ Video” to my resume. In the end, though, all I know is that if Spencer wears his incredible black cowboy hat on the jacket cover, Borders will be getting a 20 dollar bill from my pocket.