With ridiculous songs like “Birthday Sex” and “Put It in the Bag,” I wouldn’t be surprised if “Name Off Your Phone” soon becomes a legitimate hit. That’s right, someone has taken Tiger Wood’s now-infamous voicemail message, to his alleged mistress Jaimee Grubbs, and remixed it into a slow jam on YouTube. Check out the hilarious video:
Part of me feels bad that this whole Tiger Woods scandal has exploded like Vesuvius over Pompeii, but if the tawdry tales are true, he’s made his own bed — or rather, the beds of several women, allegedly — so how bad can you really feel. In case you’re behind on TigerWatch 2009, though, you can check out my update — complete with scandal pictures – from yesterday. While we still haven’t figured out whatever Rachel Uchitel was planning to say in that canceled press conference, E! Online reports today that the SUV-meets-hydrant collision that started it all was actually more embarrassing than we’d realized.
Apparently Tiger’s neighbor, Jarius Adams, told the Florida Highway Patrol that Tiger was snoring as he lay on the lawn outside his SUV, shortly after his car collision with a fire hydrant early Nov. 27. (I really wish there were pics of that little nap.) And to make matters worse, Kimberly Harris, Adams’ sister and the 911 caller, told officials that both Tiger’s mother, Kultida, and his mother-in-law, Barbro Holmberg, arrived on the scene shortly after the police and security guards.
But, of course, we all know it got much, much worse for Tiger than the meddling moms.
That was hilarious…thanks for sharing.