Lindsay Lohan Reportedly Scared of … India

By Sherrie Gulmahamad on December 10th, 2009

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Someone in Lilo’s camp has told Radaronline that the blond tabloid diva is “a little overwhelmed and a little freaked out,” about spending time in India, especially because “there isn’t much security there in general,” and that her “celebrity makes her vulnerable.”

In case you didn’t hear, Linds is there working on a documentary about human trafficking. And that’s not a joke at all. Still, Lohan has reason to be nervous, it’s only been a year since the deadly attacks in Mumbai.

As far as this blogger is aware, though, there is no official fatwa on Lohan’s head (unless you count the one Samantha Ronson’s family issued), so chances are, she’s probably relatively safe there in India.

There have been hundreds of movies about westerners being shocked and awed, and sometimes disgusted, by chaotic, colorful and “exotic” India (see: Passage to India, The Darjeeling Limited, Holy Smoke, hell, even Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom!). The problem with most movies about India, though, is it sells people a skewed image, and rarely anything realistic about the lives of ordinary people. It’s possible that Miss Lohan is, quite simply, seeing a country in all its day-to-day realism — and this freaks her shiz out! Oddly enough, Lohan should know there are extremely poor people living in her own city too. Gasp!

Anyhow. Have you taken a trip only to arrive there and find yourself completely overwhelmed? Tell us a travel tale of your bravery. Maybe Lilo can learn from you.

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  1. laura

    December 10th, 2009 - 3:56:18 PM

    I think you're confused on what a fatwa is. Also, India is predominately Hindu, not Islamic.

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  2. shreyas

    December 11th, 2009 - 8:25:32 AM

    Laura, I think you're a little confused about Indian lingo. "Fatwa" can be used quite loosely and is absolutely fine in this context. And India is secular, you fucking moron, not Hindu OR Muslim. As for Lindsay, this girl is basically behaving like an uncultured, ignorant redneck who has never been exposed to other cultures. Which is perfectly true - if you've spent your life confined to the nightclubs of America and Europe, you ARE an ignorant traveler.

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  3. Sherrie

    December 11th, 2009 - 9:41:07 AM

    No, I'm not confused. The recent attacks on Mumbai were Muslims from Pakistan.

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