Rielle Hunter is taking former Presidential hopeful John Edwards to court, or the cleaners. Wait, both! She wants $17,000 a month in child support payments for such things as:
Club memberships? For a baby? There are clubs for babies now? Well, there are spas for babies. I suppose anything is possible. I’m sure the rest of the money is going to slightly less ridiculous sounding items for their child.
On hearing this news, one can’t help but think of Tiger Woods’ recent marital ka-boom-boom, as more and more classy and elegant ladies step into the spotlight to demand their 4 seconds of fame (PS we’re up to 14 now). Two things come to mind: Tiger better hope he hasn’t spawned himself an expensive love child (or child-REN) because apparently babies need haircuts and fancy dinners and club memberships. AND, he also can’t hope to shake this thing off like some golf-related knee pain. This whole John Waters sex scandal dates back to 2007, and here it is raising its head again – and potentially again, when former Edwards aide Andrew Young publishes his novel. You may never hear the end of this sexual carnival, Tiger, especially if your many mistresses harbor secret literary ambitions!
So whaddya say, Twirlies. Do babymaking philanderers deserve some respite from the public’s scorn, especially if they are coughing up $17,000 a month to “do the right thing”? AND did you know you cannot renew your passport if you are delinquent on child support payments?! Discuss!
You left out one of the best demands: $1,200 year for alcohol and tobacco for a kid who isn’t 2 yet! Edwards wanted to lie down with dogs and woke up with fleas so he needs to pay up for his kid but not like this. Hunter is trash and all the money in the world won’t buy her class. She’s a whore and nothing more!
Whenever I see a picture of the tramp, I always think of the Mr. Ed song (A horse is a horse of course of course) because she has such a horse face. Should probably change the lyrics for her to “this whore is a whore and nothing more forever more.” (Thanks for the inspiration Sally!)
my ex wife called my child support “the beer check”. Be careful who you have babies with.
Wow let’s applaude our lovely government for giving women the power to take from us what they never had. And giving our children to idiots like this. He may cheated but atleast he knows his children come first.
I don’t care what anyone says a child doesn’t need 17,000 a month