Cosmo’s Nude Paper Dolls Get Women All Flustered

By Kendra Gilbert on December 30th, 2009

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Yes, Cosmopolitan magazine is still around. Do you need a minute to get over your shock? It’s one of those magazines you buy as a teen and then look through with your friends and laugh at the naughty sex stories. After the age of 17, when you realize the “love advice” offered inside is just silly fodder, you stop buying it. Unless, the magazine offers naughty little naked man paper dolls with customizable celebrity noggins.

My cube at work is pretty drab, but it won’t be for long once I plaster it with an army of little naked Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Andy Samberg paper dolls. Right, like that would go over with my manager or my dignity. But, it couldn’t happen anyway. Cosmo has offered grown women this fun little gift, but with a limited selection of hottie heads (no JGL or Samberg). And some of them aren’t that great. Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp are naturally included. But Mario Lopez and teeny-bopper Zach Efron. Spare me. I wish Cosmo had come up with a better selection. And it seems many woman are likewise opinionated about who they would have liked to see included (er, naked). 

I know this is all just silly fun. Go ahead, indulge the giggly 13-year-old girl in you. Which celebrity hunk’s head would you like to have seen included in the Cosmo paper doll fun! Wait, is anyone else having flashbacks to the movie “Weird Science”? Now, if only I could somehow electrically charge my Hayden Christensen doll and make him appear in my living room.