FHM Dubs Rachael Ray the 100th Sexiest Woman in the World

By Kendra Gilbert on December 30th, 2009

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Finally, the moment we’ve all been waiting for. FHM has released it’s annual list of the “100 sexiest women in the world.”  It’s a shallow list that generally changes very little from year to year. This year was no different, except that squeaky-clean chef Rachael Ray made it onto the list. And, once again, everyone is going crazy over photos of her taken for the magazine back in 2003.

Granted she just barely made it onto the list, coming it at 100, but even that’s a stretch. I just don’t get it. I don’t think she should be on there at all. I know, I know,  this list isn’t directed at me. But, I’m giving my two cents anyway. I’m trying to think like a man and find the appeal, but I’m stumped. Especially, if these pictures are the only proof of her sexiness. First of all, they’re not that sexy. And, secondly, there from six years ago. FHM couldn’t come up with more current visual proof of Rachael’s “sexiness”?

I mean, let’s just talk about these photos for a minute. In most of them looks like a southern-fried skank cruising the county fair for a suger daddy with a trailer and a trucker hat. And, in the cliche food-licking pictures, she looks like a stoner with a case of the munchies. Literally, her eyes look more glazed over than come-hither. But, there are men who found this sexy.  Apparently, enough of them to get her onto the list. I just really, really don’t get it. I’m not saying the list should be stacked with models, but it just doesn’t add up.

Further proof that this list is whack, Heidi Montag is ranked 8. To all the guys who voted, what were you thinking?