Comments on: How to Tell if You’re Dating a Vampire

By: o_O xP

o_O xP — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 03:10:03 +0000

WOW! This is hilarous! xD

By: Jennifer Hudock

Jennifer Hudock — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 22:22:59 +0000

But Jim, wasn’t the precise reason you chose to work 3rd shift in the first place an attempt to hide your secret from the Uterati?

By: Jim Ryan

Jim Ryan — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 16:53:31 +0000

What I find especially amusing is that some of these things are just signs that the guy works 3rd shift. I was accused of vampirism more than once when I was working the graveyard shift at a hotel because I was only ever seen at night and had covered up my bedroom windows so I could sleep during the day.

By: Laura

Laura — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 12:31:34 +0000

Whew, glad I read this. I would have gone straight for the staking first.

By: Xander Kisses

Xander Kisses — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 05:13:25 +0000

a very great information,hehe..like much..:)

By: Kate Sherrod

Kate Sherrod — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 03:39:51 +0000

O that we live in such times where such guides are even necessary. I blame the parents, who can no longer be relied upon to counsel their children in the importance of resisting the wily wiles of the sparkly undead. Yours has been a public services, Ms. Hudock.

P.S. Non illegitimatus & c.

By: Patrick

Patrick — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 03:10:28 +0000

Some of my best friends would fit that criteria, sad but true. I don’t think their Vampires either, just really nerdy, basement dwelling.. you get the picture. I once met a girl who claimed to be a vampire, sure enough, she had pointed teeth. I ran. Nice article, and worth the laugh all the way.

By: Jackie

Jackie — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 02:00:47 +0000

lol- with these signs some might think I’m a vampire, but I love garlic too much and unfortunately I can’t avoid trekking out in the daylight.

By: Amy Robertson

Amy Robertson — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 00:52:41 +0000

Hilarious, Jenny! And great information if you are a bit unsure…..

By: TiaB

TiaB — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 00:33:57 +0000

A valuable guide since so many undead are (understandably) hesitant to reveal themselves. We wouldn’t want to damage our beloved bloodsuckers!

By: Jason

Jason — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 00:23:32 +0000

Gonna have to save this article to make sure the girl doesn’t a vampire in the future! Lol fun article.

By: Chris Chartrand

Chris Chartrand — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 00:20:49 +0000

Dear anonymous commenter, please allow me to site your infantile remarks as the closing argument in my thesis titled, “Why Public Flogging Should Be Reinstated.”

Jenny, as always, you entertain. My only problem with your article is now I’ll feel all self conscious about wearing my butterfly collar shirts.

By: Crystal Arcand (3Stairs)

Crystal Arcand (3Stairs) — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 00:20:14 +0000

Ya know, I have nothing to do with vampires; haven’t read any of the books; and have no intention of seeing the movies. Even *I* can appreciate the post. Sometimes mindless, funny posts are just what we need!

By: Jeanette marsh

Jeanette marsh — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 00:03:44 +0000

We all need a good laugh now & then. Thanks, Jenny!

By: got bit

got bit — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 00:03:44 +0000

ok seriously, it’s the guys that need to watch out. it all starts with some normal kissing. then it turns into a bit of nibbling. then it turns into full on biting.

twilight and true blood are making girls go crazy.

By: Breukelen_Girl

Breukelen_Girl — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 00:03:19 +0000

Vampire dating is more common these days than you’d think. there are plenty of emo kiddies out there who need such guidence from articles like these. hehe

By: James Melzer

James Melzer — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 23:50:32 +0000

It’s obvious that some people have no sense of humor. Loved the article, Jenny. Keep ‘em coming!

By: DevonDanger

DevonDanger — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 22:58:09 +0000

I liked this article, and it’s really good. Yay! Mom.

By: Mindy

Mindy — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 22:47:57 +0000

Thanks for the tips!!! You can never be too careful…

By: hello?

hello? — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 22:15:28 +0000

are you kidding me? are there no other interesting topics to write about? filling up space for a mindless article is ridiculous