Warning! This article contains explicit details regarding the downfall of civilization as we know it. The following information is disturbing and has the potential to make you loose all faith in humanity. With that said, let’s get on with it. Fresh from the “Jersey Shore,” Jenni Farley, better known as “JWoww,” has come out with a “clothing line.”
It gets worse. Her clothing line consists of one “signature” shirt in six different colors. What does it look like, you ask? Well, if you’re a fan of the show, you know exactly what it looks like. It’s a shirt so low-cut the neckline meets the waistband. And the waistband sits about three inches above the bellybutton. So, it’s basically a scarf draped to look like a shirt. Something you could find for $5 at a Wetseal of Rave. If those stores were still around.
But, wait, there’s more. The shirts are for sale on JWoww’s website. Yep, she has a website. It contains everything you never wanted to know about the reality show star: where she get’s her spa treatments, her diet secrets (a.k.a the controversial HCG diet drops she takes) and, of course, her trashy club-wear. She actually has the deluded gall to describe her hoochie shirts as “sexy sophisticated.” Nobody’s fooled. Also, I’m pretty sure having a shirt “custom made to your body type” doesn’t mean picking from small, medium and large sizes. Just because the shirt stretches, doesn’t mean it’s custom made.
Let’s face it. We allowed this to happen. We watched the show and now we must live in a world where seven nobodies from Staten Island think they are owed more than their 15 minutes. The end is near.
