The Ballad of Kanye and Amber Rose’s Bad Fashion

By Kendra Gilbert on February 5th, 2010

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Money can buy you a lot of things: cars, houses, jewelry, big-screen TVs, etc. But the one thing it can’t buy is class. Just look at Kanye West and Amber Rose. They’ve got all the money in the world. And yet Kayne makes a drunken fool out of himself at a televised awards show and his girlfriend walks around in trash like this sliced-up dress she recently wore in Paris. This is the ballad of Kanye West and Amber Rose. A sad song about too much money gone to waste on a celebrity couple with absolutely no taste.

Last I checked, clothes were supposed to enhance a woman’s figure in all the right places and minimize her “problem areas.” But, most of all, clothes are actually supposed to clothe the wearer. Amber Rose looks like she’s lying naked, face-down on a deck chair. But, as we all know, the story of these two and their sartorial assault on the world goes back much further than their recent outings in Paris. Although, their Paris spree was a particularly brutal assault that also included head-to-toe fur jackets, on two occasions, and will make up at least two verses in this couple’s sad song.

Remember a little awards show called the VMAs? And, remember a little scene-stealing incident involving Kanye and Taylor Swift? Well, Amber Rose was also in attendence, wearing no less than and snake-print body suit and heels. This couple is the stuff of country-song dreams. Alcohol problem? check. Tawdry relationship? check. Double-wide? I’m sure if we dig deep enough we’ll find that one of them lived in a trailer at some point. So, check on that as well. And that is the ballad of Kanye and Amber Rose. It just makes you want to cry.