Think only women are seeking that extra lift and hold? Think again.
Male anatomy (penis, pecker, insert your pet name here) boosting underwear are on the market and apparently all the rage in the UK. The underwear work much like the Wonderbra, giving men a boost to their package.
“The briefs mean that no man ever needs to feel inadequate again,” said Rob Faucherand, head of men’s accessories buying at Debenhams (a British department store). The HOM Black Addict underwear provide an extra bit of bulge in the front of the underwear, helping a man feel more adequate when he hits the town. I see one fatal flaw in this approach to male enhancement.
Men love breasts, LOVE THEM. Big or small, I have yet to meet a man who has complained about the breasts he has encountered. But we ladies are a bit more finicky. My lady friends have indeed complained about, and even walked away from, a small penis.
In fact, small man-parts have been the subject of hit songs, like Don’t Want No Short Dick Man by Gillette. Remember that hit, “Innie Weenie teeny weeny shriveled little…”?
My point is that once the HOM underwear hit the floor, women will be less forgiving than a man is when a Wonderbra comes off. When the Wonderbra comes off, a man will be excited to have some fun with your bouncing pair. But when the HOM’s hit the floor, a woman will have difficulty hiding her disappointment and that catchy tune from Gillette will be playing in her mind while she decides whether to engage in pity sex with you.
My advice to all men is to stick with what you’ve got. Don’t engage in false advertising to lure man-eating women back to your place. Be confident in what you’ve got and remember, it’s not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean.
So women are allowed to advertise something they don’t have (or have less of), but men shouldn’t? I’m not sure I’m into that double standard.
As for songs about small dicks- could you imagine the uproar if a guy sang about “don’t want no small boobs”? He’d be torn apart in two seconds.
If “it’s not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean”, as Lisa M states, then why are women disappointed that a bigger ship was advertised? Seems to be a bit of a contradiction here. Also, given that many men are ‘growers’ and not ‘showers’, I’m not sure women should be making any judgments based on alleged size anyway. When you excite him, then the truth will be revealed!
So when you take away the Wonderbra, the Spanx, the hair extensions, the false eyelashes, forego the bikini wax, wipe off the make-up – I am sure that a man will stick around only because you have a pair of small boobs!