The Bachelor star Jake Pavelka is a bachelor no more. In last night’s season finale, he proposed to (SPOILER ALERT)…Vienna Giraldi! According to The Huffington Post, Jake had narrowed down 25 contestants down to two women going into the finale: Vienna (a 23 year-old marketing representative from Florida) and Tenley Molzahn.
The 32-year-old commercial flight instructor maintained he was in love with both, a feeling they said they reciprocated. But he got down on one knee to propose to Vienna, who accepted. ”I’m so happy right now!” she exclaimed.
Since ABC never wants to let go of its reality stars, The Bachelor finale coincided with the network’s announcement of the new Dancing with the Stars lineup…and guess who will be dancing?! Jake Pavelka! He’ll cha cha his heart out with professional dancer Chelsie Hightower. I hope Vienna doesn’t get jealous of all the time they’ll be spending together!
Before proposing to Vienna, Jake had to break it off with Tenley, who said her heart felt broken. Jake suggested that the physical connection just wasn’t there. ”You’re just perfect,” Jake told her. “I don’t know what it is, but something just doesn’t feel right.”
Her eyes tearing up, Tenley said, “Thank you for making me feel special.”
I’m skeptical that any of the couples on The Bachelor are really in love, or plan to stay together…but at least one has worked out, since ABC will be airing former contestant Jason’s wedding to Molly on Monday, March 8.
Why do you let the program leak all the information on the final four. It takes all the fun out of the suspense. Someone on the show must be giving out the information.
What a CROCK of DO DO – listen to yourself Chris Harrison. You are about as full of crap as Jake is NOT anywhere ready to get married.
I had 3 brother-in-laws from my X marriage, and yes they were all Italiano Mommy’s boys living at home mooching off Mommy & Daddy, and probably never got married either, as I didn’t hang around more then a year and a half into that doomed marriage/divorce to find out that the whole family (except maybe for her Mom) were all as PLASTIC as Saran Wrap!! Even my own Dad said that of her Dad when they first met (we were unfortunately married already and I was living in a hell-hole when my Dad stated that). Some fathers just know these things! Too little too late for me as I already got burnt. Of course I went with my heart and soul and married for LOVE, but little did I know that my X was a Mommy’s girl as well, and bailed when the going got tough! Sound familiar?
As for the FLUKE Jake show this time around – I won’t be watching another one anytime soon – esp with that crybaby bimbo ALI on the next series! Gimme a break – ALI – are you serious? Get real. Only a bunch of dufus idiots would waste their time watching that crybaby idiot.
Ali Fedotowsky (there’s a great last name for ya – take your pick as to if it’s Polish – Russian – Belarussian – Lithuanian – Ukrainian – Czech – Slavic/Slovak – Jewish – ??? – any guesses?). I give up, as I couldn’t find that surname anywhere in any Ancestry records.
And as for ALI leaving her so-called BIG job, and supposedly giving up Jake on the show the way they dramatized it up to be – FAKE FAKE FAKE! Unless I’m a blind fool – and I’m not by any degree – I know that was all pre-staged, as ALI is just a DQ (Drama Queen) from the word GO. Her FAKE crocodile tears (if you can/could even see any flowing) – hahaha – aren’t fooling anyone. She just has a huge EGO trip going on there, and she didn’t want to be dumped on national TV by Jake because she already knew there was NO love connection there at all. Just like there was no love connection between Jillian and Jake, and that’s why Jillian dumped Jake on that series. Writing on the wall as it were!
To prove my point here – why would any decent marriage-minded gal live in a Pro-homosexual dive city like San Fransissyco to start with? I sure wouldn’t be living there “family values wise” if I were a serious gal looking for a good/decent straight man – as why would I always want to second guess the men (I use that word lightly here when talking about San Fransissyco btw), or should I say Bi-sexual men there? Point is – I wouldn’t!
A real job is one thing, but look at what she supposedly was leaving for Jake – seriously folks – to pursue her “supposed career” as an account manager for Facebook in San Fransissyco. Are you really serious? A lowly accts slave (“sales rep” for a better lack of words). Gimme a break – and for Facebook of all companies? Sales Reps are a dime a dozen! They are about as expendable in the sales industry as a “used rubber” is to having sex on a 1 night stand! If she can’t find a decent guy – in real life on her own – or even on Facebook for that matter – then she really does have some hidden issues! In other words she has a very limited closed circle of family & friends. Not saying she is shallow, but rather kinda isolated in her own little world there in – you guessed it – San Fransissyco.
Latest word out is that ALI quit – let me say that again – QUIT – her job to pursue love. Right – who is she fooling!?
Your best bet is re-airing Jake as a return failure when he and horse face break up, which like I say below will no doubt be in less then 6 months when the glitter rubs off – a year at best on the outside!
As for this Jake show -
Well they say Texans are weird – there you have it in a nutshell folks, now we all know it’s 100% true!
So now you all have the show “Dancing with the Fools” to look forward to – as when I saw that Melissa Rycroft bimbo on TV again I just wanted to puke all over again. Then to spoil the Bachelor show ending even more then it already was – with Jake pulling the biggest b o n e r of the year and letting go of the sweetest sweetheart of all times in Tenley – to make it even worse they show that equally as inept bimbo Pam Anderson being on that upcoming DWTF’s show right after that big letdown with Tenley (thankfully I had the mute button hit so as not to get more ill). If that weren’t bad enough now Jake will be on that DWTF’s show as well. Oh boy – more drama as it were! I guess we can all just wish that Jake breaks a leg on the dancing show huh? Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy!
To make things even more weird – next Bachelorette will be ALI of all people! I don’t think so…..glad I’m not one of the (50 guys – fools – she wants on the show – hahaha) What a joke! 50 guys! Are you serious. Only ALI would say that. I sure won’t bother watching that loser of a show – that’s for sure!
In a way I’m so glad Tenley chose to go off on her own and find love for herself. I wish her all the happiness she deserves! Enough of the show glitter c r a p!
I kinda expected that show ending though – as by what I said about Texans. They are a weird bunch! Even though Jake’s folks looked OK from afar – I think it was the stuffy Texan daughter-in-laws and possibly his brothers that did it for me. Jake’s Mom is really a hard soul as a judge, as she goes from HOT to COLD almost as fast as she goes from a RED FLAG to a GREEN FLAG. In a way Jake is a big phoney baloney as well when you strip everything else aside.
I never once seen him flying anything commercial airliner wise in any of the show scenes, and the commuter routes that he does fly are all in those small commuter planes, as I really think he was laid off – as by the downturn in the airlines industry. All he flew in the show was a single engine Piper Cub. If he had any Jet Pilot’s License I’m sure the show would have popped for a LEAR JET you would think. Oh well…
When I saw him greet kiss Tenley at the ring ceremony, but not give Vienna a greet kiss – only a hug – (as he so often didn’t when they would greet – strange?) I had to ask myself what the hell was that all about? I guess now we know huh? When Jake is in love the physical kissy kissy part is shelved so to speak. Unless that is only when the cameras are rolling. I think not!
Jake sure is a bit weird to say the least – shakey is an understatement, and now after watching the show’s ending I can only hope that Tenley finds a much better man then that of Jake.
I can only imagine what Jakes’s other past “dates” were like if he says Vienna sausage is the best gal he had ever met and dated, and is now the love of his life! Jake is indeed weird to say the least, and that old saying “that there is a gal for every man out there” now must be true.
I give them a year at best, and if it does last longer than that then I guess that saying stands true. Somehow I just don’t see her living in TX with or near Jake’s family. Of course if there is a HOOTERS nearby then I guess she’ll feel right at home! hahaha
Oh yah – and the retouch & retucks on the FAKE BOOBS and whatever else she blows his money on (nose job, etc etc), not to mention the cellulite hips she already has – good luck! By the time a year’s out she’ll be close to 180# just from being bored and laying around the house all day!
Did you hear the audience MOAN when Jake said he really found the love of his life in Vienna? WOW – I guess that sums it all up right there, and 24 gals can’t be all that wrong about her – or can they?
Comes out in a RED dress again, and the usual trailer trashed hair as always. Now they are all kissy kissy on the finale show, but not on the previous show episodes which is still so weird to me.
The part about being asked when they are going to get married was a riot as well, and kinda said a lot as well. I thought Jake was going to CHOKE on that answer – which btw HE DID. Can you see the BREAKUP coming yet? I sure can! I’ll give them less then 1 year – sounds about right to me.
An Italiano Hooters floosey and a Texan Czech! Now there’s a pair for you. How that will ever last is beyond me. Vienna sausage living in Dullasss, TX. I’m sure!
I think once Jake gets creeped out by her Daddy enough times he’ll be licking his wounds in passing up Tenley big time! By then I hope Tenley has found the man she so deserves to be loved by, and gets happily married staying OFF THAT SHOW!
Now I know why Jillian went for Ed instead of Jake, and in the process dumped Jake early on as well. Jake was in LA LA land with Jillian, and here he was again in LA LA land with Tenley. Figures! If Tenley’s heart was any BIGGER it would be out there on her sleeve as it were. I’d die for a gal like Tenley, as she’s everything that an eternal forever love LTR is and more!
What would have sealed the deal for me – if I were in Jake’s shoes instead – was when Tenley gave him that Shadow Box with all the show keepsakes in it showing that fool just how much they meant to her. That is precious right there, and Jake not only blew that part, but he blew the boat scene as well when Tenley put the ? to him. I don’t blame her a bit, as she had to know what and where Jake’s brain cells were at that moment, and now we know – back in LA LA land as usual. When a gal does something like that Keepsake Shadow Box for a guy it’s truly something special – from the heart – but an idiot like Jake wouldn’t see that in a blue moon. There’s the difference!
Jake can’t commit and make up his mind even when LOVE is slapping him in the face and telling him to wake up! Time will tell just how bad he blew it.
He’s already telling ET that right now all he wants to do is just DATE and TAKE HIS TIME. Yes DATE! What the F is that – the show pumps out $millions$ just to see this IDIOT JAKE want to DATE some bimbo like Vienna sausage? Just wants to TAKE HIS TIME? NO CLUE! As though we couldn’t see that one coming with the way he USED and then LED Tenley on? He knew very well that Tenley was wearing her heart on her sleeve for him, and that CAD used her like a USED rubber! It’s not even Jake that wants the “TAKE HIS TIME” part either. It’s his MOMMY DEAREST that is HORSE WHIPPING him to death (insert the P word for Horse btw as they will no doubt censor out Pussy) – as if we are all blind here! His Dad kinda reminds me of a P whipped wimp in a way as well, as it looks like Jake’s Mom really wears the pants in the family. Has the makings of another DALLAS made for TV show – hahaha. Were’s JR Ewing? Can you say LOSER? I sure can! Pretty expensive hop in the sack ABC porked out for that romp under the sheets – huh? I wonder how much ole Jake took the ABC producers for? CHA CHING!
Part of his problem was/is that he’s the Mommy’s boy, and surely not Tenley at all. Vienna sausage on the other hand is only there because it’s a Daddy thing, which is so bizarre that it isn’t funny. That whole promise ring thing with her, and her Daddy giving it to her – again goes beyond bizarre!
Vienna goes on and on and on about Jake being the man she’s always wanted. Mmmmm…..really? For someone that only had a 3 week marriage (was it?) that isn’t saying much at all. And Jake saying that he never committed before – RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG. Can you say LONG ENGAGEMENT? You bet your life if Jake’s Mommy has it her way so her little boy doesn’t get burned by a floosey – which is exactly what Vienna sausage is!
I guess America and the tabloids can’t be all wrong about Vienna, and time will surely tell folks. Somehow I just don’t see those 2 families clicking (firing) on all 8 cylinders!
I wasn’t that far off on my guess as to Scenario #10, as somehow I still think I’m gonna be right on that one in the long run. Scenario’s # 6 & 7 are still out there as well.
There you have it…..
Scenarios:
Scenario 1 – Jake asks Tenley to marry him. She accepts.
Scenario 2 – Jake asks Vienna to marry him. She accepts.
Scenario 3 – Jake asks Tenley to marry him. She says NO.
Scenario 4 – Jake asks Vienna to marry him. She says NO.
Scenario 5 – Jake tells both gals that he can’t marry either one right now because he can’t make up his mind as to which one he loves more. He needs more time with each gal as his heart is being torn in two. Weird as that sounds and is – both gals actually dump him instead.
Scenario 6 – Jake picks Vienna, she says yes, but after the ring episode he pulls a Jason/Molly switch on her and he asks Tenley for her hand instead. Tenley says YES.
Scenario 7 – Jake picks Vienna, she says yes, but after the ring episode he pulls a Jason/Molly switch on her and he asks Tenley for her hand instead. Tenley says NO.
Scenario 8 – Jake picks Tenley, she says yes, but after the ring episode he pulls a Jason/Molly switch on her and he asks Vienna for her hand instead. Vienna says YES.
Scenario 9 – Jake picks Tenley, she says yes, but after the ring episode he pulls a Jason/Molly switch on her and he asks Vienna for her hand instead. Vienna says NO.
Scenario 10 – Jake picks neither gal on the final ring show because he finds that after he picks out the 2 rings his heart is torn in two for a different gal entirely, and that he’s made a totally different decision and really has past feelings for a different gal that he actually has fallen in love with, and that she is one of the gals he previously let go.