Yoanna House won the second season of “America’s Next Top Model” and went on to have a semi-successful career as a model and host of the Style channel show “The Look for Less.” But after a couple years of work her career fizzled. Naturally, the only way she could revive her celebrity status was to go the Heidi Montag sideshow-freak route and get a ton of plastic surgery. Judging by recent photos, it looks like Yoanna’s definitely had some work done to her, um, House!
Despite what is obvious to the entire world, Yoanna will only cop to a boob job and an overzealous love of bronzer. I’m calling her bluff. And it pains me to do so. I was addicted to Cycle 2 of ANTM and Yoanna was my favorite from day one! But those eyes and that jaw line. Her face looks like it’s been stretched and pulled to the max. I wonder if she can even blink!
This is all pure speculation, naturally. But, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck… I just wish she hadn’t abandoned her classic beauty and Audrey Hepburn-like charm for the plastic features of a Barbie doll. We have enough of that in the world, thank you very much, most of it here in L.A. I might add. All said and done, I hope she steps away from the bronzer and the operating table and resumes life as the beautiful woman she was before.
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