Cancun, Miami, Jamaica. What do they have in common over the next few weeks? Sex. Lots of it.
Spring Break commences for many coeds over the next few weeks, sending thousands of horny 18-22 year olds to destinations for two purposes: sex and booze.
No one needs help figuring out ways to bong more beer, but many need help finding their Spring Break 2010 vacation bootie.
Follow these five tips to help you get yours:
1. Let go of the fantasy. You are not going to find your soul mate while playing “Tequilla Volleyball” in your resort’s pool. As soon as you open yourself up to the idea of a one night or few night fling, you immediately increase your chances of getting laid. Everyone is on the hunt for their piece of the pie, and if you are projecting your desperate desire for a real boyfriend, you will get overlooked.
2. Create your alter ego. What happens on Spring Break stays there. Who says you have to still be the shy, conservative one when you hit the beach? Don’t be afraid to experiment. Play pretend and go out as the man-eating woman you know exists deep inside.
3. Absolve yourself of guilt. Acknowledge that Spring Break bootie may leave you feeling low, and then let it go. Do not let morality get in the way while you are on vacation. Sex is what adults do to feel good. Make that your mantra while on vacation.
4. Be prepared. The Boy Scouts had it right. Be sure you’ve got condoms neatly stowed in your purse or bikini top. Once it’s time to get it on, you don’t want to have to worry about whether the one you are hooking up with is prepared. Take matters in your own hands and find the local store to buy your own.
5. Walk the line. You are going to have to balance intoxication and decent (notice I didn’t say “good”) decision-making and motor skills. Define your limit and stick to it.
