Lindsay ISN’T working with Ed Hardy, Robbing the World of Many Punchlines
What’s new in the world of Lilo? Ungaro officially ended their business relationship with Lohan earlier this month, sending Linds back to her more usual fashion world position of “just hanging out and going to parties”. Everybody in the notoriously catty world brought their A-game to the table after the Paris debut of her Ungaro work calling it cringe-worthy, cheesy and dated, and (the best zinger yet) “something akin to a McDonald’s fry cook taking the reins of a three-star Michelin restaurant.”
Despite all the malicious fun everyone had laughing at her heart-shaped pasties, someone out there in the fashion world saw fit to start a rumor that Lohan was about to ink a deal with Ed Hardy to come up with some purse designs. Lohan has already denied the claim, causing many late night comedy hosts to all go “Aw!!!!!” at the same time. The last person once magically tied to the Ed Hardy brand was Jon Gosselin, but that potential partnership never saw the light of day either.
Truthfully, Lohan and the Ed Hardy name are a pretty good fit. One can posit that the same people who don’t realize how douchey they look in those ubiquitous Ed Hardy t-shirts are the same people who think Lindsay Lohan is still an A-lister.
What Should Lindsay Do Next:
A) Go back to school. People might stop with the cokehead jokes if you can accomplish something real.
B) Forget about fashion, get back to acting.
C) Hit Robertson for a spot of shopping, call Ali and Mom, go to Katsuya for dinner, stay out all night, repeat the next day.
D) Start dating Jon Gosselin and combine your fading star power into a supernova of desperation!
Photo via EdHardy.com