The Better Marriage Blanket

Finally! A foil for your partner’s trapped farts! (no, I can’t believe I just wrote that either)

The Better Marriage Blanket is a real product being marketed to couples who deal with nocturnal flatulence issues. (read: night farts)

The blanket  actually uses military technology that was originally designed to absorb chemical smells, “the same type of fabric used in suits by the military to protect against chemical weapons.” In case your five-alarm chili causes napalm-like toots, I guess.

The appropriately named marriage saving blanket ranges in price from $39.95 to $59.95 for queen and king sizes, and even comes in designer shades of white, beige and blue. Maybe this odor-absorbing blanket will be the gift of upcoming wedding season?

Unfortunately for you, the Better Marriage Blanket website seems to be down at the moment – maybe because women the world over are trying to buy one right now. Check the video below for more details on this potentially revolutionary blanket!