Speidi Divorce A Fake
The New York Post is reporting that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are “trying to play out a fake reality show in the press and get paid along the way. They’ve been approaching magazines and websites to buy the fake story of Zank having an affair with Heidi. They’ve been asking for $100,000.”
If you haven’t been following their recent headlines (I wouldn’t blame you if you weren’t) Spencer has claimed that Heidi is cheating on him with close friend, Cougar Zank, an ex-Marine-turned-bodyguard. But sources state “no one is interested as they don’t sell magazines.” Clearly their $100,000 price tag is too much. Didn’t they make enough money on The Hills?
At least they’re persistent.
Just after news broke of the infamous reality couple’s split, Heidi was at a photo-op in a pink velour sweat suit sitting by the water looking depressed. Then there’s all that stuff with Spencer’s crazy crystal collection and their house in squalor and the drama with Heidi’s parents and later, Spencer’s alleged affairs.
And that brings us back to this week’s Speidi story – that Heidi is the one having the affair. With one of Spencer’s best friends no less!
Is that the best you’ve got, Spencer? Even you have to admit that’s pretty predictable. Next time why don’t you bring back a long lost, evil twin brother who’s managed to come back from the dead and steal your identity. He then kidnapped you and kept you hidden in an abandoned mine-shaft in the woods, but after weeks you were finally rescued as secret agents working around the clock were able to decode secret clues to your whereabouts in your seemingly inane but actually brilliant tweets.
If that story doesn’t get you the $100,000 nothing will. (You should also know I take 40% commission.)