Lindsay Lohan was celebrating her 24th birthday last night, when a waitress at Voyeur night club reportedly walked over to her table and punched her in the face.
“A waitress just hit me – punched me for no reason,” she tweeted around 1:oo am.
Perez Hilton reports that the waitress was supposedly jealous that Lindsay had been hanging out with Paris Hilton’s ex-boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt. A source Doug revealed, “”The waitress has a history with Doug Reinhardt, and Lohan was hanging out with him. She was jealous, and out of nowhere, the waitress punched her in the face! Doug didn’t want any part of it and went to the other side of the booth. Lohan ran out.”
It may have ruined Lindsay’s day, but you know Doug was loving all of the attention.
Lindsay left for a party at Rockstar House, but Perez reveals that the waitress who punched her was there too! The source adds, “Lohan showed up and cried because the waitress was there as well. Some birthday.”
I agree with Perez, who writes, “She has bigger things to cry about.”
Like her father, for one, who has again been talking about his daughter to gain publicity. RadarOnline.com reports that Michael has said he “Would like the opportunity to take Lindsay to dinner for her birthday” and also is pleased that the former actress has been hanging out with Kim Kardashian.
He says, “Kim will tell you this, I told her that I wanted her to befriend Lindsay so that she could help steer her in the right direction. I mean, look at Kim and what she’s accomplished.”
Um, Michael, a lot of what Kim Kardashian has accomplished is based on her sex tape. The last thing the world needs is a Lindsay Lohan version.
Best picture ever!
Oh and on the ps: Am I the only one who thinks Doug H is a huge whore?
Linsay Lohan is the biggest fat ass whore in the world, space, and all the planets so bitch go to hell.