Finally! My prayers have been answered!
Clearly Brad has come to his senses – he was spotted on the set of his Los Angeles film, Money Ball, minus the disgusting facial hair that plagued his usually beautiful face for months.
I’m guessing one of the following things happened to ensure that his gross beard met its demise:
A. Brad received and finally took notice of the thousands of letters I sent desperately pleading with him to get rid of the beard, or at least trim it for the love of God…. (P.S. I love you. Thanks for listening.)
B. Angie decided that she couldn’t sleep next to it anymore for fear that the beard was developing a life of its own and chopped it off while Brad was sleeping so that it wouldn’t sprout legs and begin terrorizing their children.
C. He had to shave it for the movie.
Whatever the reason, (though I’m sort of hoping it’s either A or B) we can all rejoice today that Brad Pitt’s hotness has been restored.
Amen.
