Cristiano Jr., soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo’s new baby is reportedly the result of a one-night stand he had with an unnamed American waitress while visiting Los Angeles, Perez Hilton reports.
According to a source, Cristiano seduced the waitress by pretending he spoke terrible English. First he told her, “you, me, f**k, f**k” writes Hilton, and when she didn’t understand right away, he “drew a heart on a misted window and said, ‘me, you, kiss.’”
“That’s typical Ronnie,” said one of his friends, “he pretends his English is terrible when it suits him and comes straight to the point.”
Cristiano, you’re so beautiful but that is sooooo lame!
Yet reportedly that’s all it took – Ronaldo and the waitress “slept together at his hotel later that night,” the Daily Mail writes, “and when she discovered she was pregnant, she tracked him down through his agent.”
Cristiano thought he would never see the waitress again. However, after establishing paternity he reportedly paid her £10 million to hand over the child and stay quiet.
Ronaldo announced Facebook and Twitter that he had become a father on July 3, 2010.
Classy!
Wrap it up kids.