Oh Britney!
You almost had me fooled. From the font, your outfit looked relatively normal. It even looked like you were wearing a bra! And for the first time in months you weren’t caught with a ridiculous expression on your face.
But then… you turned around….
Honey no! I get that you’re a Mom now, and you’re busy and obviously not too concerned about your appearance. But Britney, this is just nasty. You’re way past not caring and into the town of neglect. If you don’t get off the highway soon you’ll reach the point of no return!
Which brings me to one of the great questions that I find truly baffling. In fact, it’s likely that we’ll never know the answer. But I ask you nonetheless: How can Britney Spears have soooo much money, but the worst hair in the world?!
You’ve seen the picture, that’s not even an exaggeration. She could afford to have a professional style her hair everyday before she leaves the house! She wouldn’t have to lift a finger!
I’m rooting for Britney. I keep hoping that one day I’ll be able to look at a picture of her without cringing. But today is obviously not that day.
