Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 2: Episode Recap!
Obviously, we’re talking the latest Jersey Shore episode below, so if you haven’t yet watched the episode (and hearing about it will make you want to punch someone in the face and/or rip out their hair extensions) stop reading now.
This episode focused on the epic love story that is Sammi and Ronnie – two people who can’t stop talking about the fact that they are not together but bicker like they have been married 50 years.
While the guys are at the club, Ronnie has a “three-way kiss” with two girls. The problem? Not that he was hooking up with other girls, but that the girls he was hooking up with were “ugly!” That, according to Vinnie, is the worst betrayal of all.
As a reminder the three-way kiss is shown again! Ronnie doesn’t think that Sammi should be mad at him because they’re not together anymore, but he still doesn’t actually ever tell her about what happened.
Snooki emerges from her room and the girls go shopping. Sammi thinks that the outfits are for trannies – Jwoww of course, loves everything she sees and models several outfits. (So that’s where she gets her inspiration for her fashion line!)
Sammi sneaks a peek at Ronnie’s phone and discovers he’s called an ex-girlfriend. They fight some more. But later he tells her that Caroline was the one who convinced him to give their relationship another shot. Ronnie decides to get a tattoo and Sammi goes with him. “I’m always here for you, even if we hate each other,” she tells him. Ahhh, young guido love….
Meanwhile Snooki is pissed that Angelina is always on the phone. They fight. JWoww then begins screaming that Angelina has been talking smack about someone named JF20. When another friend calls moments later to speak with Angelina, Snooki tells them that “she’s dead” and hangs up.
Angelina alienates herself from the group further when she gets angry at Pauly for dancing with a girl who is engaged. He reminds her that last season she was hooking up with a married guy. Touche, Pauly. Touche.
Back at the house she starts yapping about how she loves both Pauly and “The Situation” and that she’d marry them. Pauly just wants her to shut up and go away, finally telling her that they’re no longer friends.
If you play it back slowly, you should be able to see the exact moment Angelina’s heart breaks in two… Alright, a little melodramatic for the shore, but we wonder how many more episodes she lasts in the house?