Star Magazine (via Pop Crunch) is reporting that Jessica Simpson just spent $50,000 on her own three-carat diamond engagement ring. Buying your own engagement ring is definitely one way to ensure you get exactly what you want!
I’m not the traditional type, so generally I’d be all “Girl power!” over this, but since the news comes only three weeks after Jessica and Eric Johnson started dating and Eric is still technically married to his first wife, buying an engagement ring at this stage of the game comes off as totally creepy with a hint of stalker.
I’m seriously hoping to find out this is not true. My source is Star Magazine after all. But after dating Dane Cook and John Mayer – and now this guy who is rumored to be broke and also just dropped out of a prestigious business school – we all know that Jess doesn’t seem to have much good judgment luck when it comes to the men in her life!
A source tells Star, “She knows it sounds crazy, but she 100 percent believes he is the one. She’s never been more sure. She even bought herself an engagement ring… She says she knows that there’s no way he would ever break her heart.”
Well, not while she still has cash in her wallet, anyway.
Eric’s soon to be ex-wife is quoted on record as saying, “Eric is plain out of money. He was going to go to grad school because he didn’t know what else to do, and then he just dropped out. He lived with me until October of last year, but now I think he’s living in her house.”
However, as far as Jessica’s concerned she wants to get married and when Eric’s ready to propose Jessica’s self-purchased rock will make its debut.
So many things wrong here. Let’s start with your word choice
” when Eric’s ready to purpose Jessica’s self-purchased rock will make its debut”. Are you trying to say “propose”?
This woman has lost it. Remember when she used to have morals? This guy is using her, he wants to get famous (againish). This whole dropping out of school, hanging on her all the time, it’s just fishy.
Girl, if you’d stayed with Nick, you guys would probably have kids now! Worst decision ever, and that includes the Mom jeans.