As someone who writes celebrity news daily, let me tell you that there are essentially three things a celebrity can do to guarantee them some quick cash and a magazine cover:
A. Get Married
B. Have a Baby
C. Become a hot mess
Lindsay has (obviously) picked option C, likely because she never studied much in school and as anyone who has ever taken a multiple choice test knows, when in doubt C is almost always your best option. Lucky for Lindsay, this case is no exception.
For becoming a hot mess like no other, Lindsay is getting rewarded big time – like 7 figures big – as OK! Magazine is prepared to pony up the dough for her first post-jail/rehab interview. With rumors swirling that the actress could be out as early as this week, that cash could find itself in Lindsay’s bank account faster than Dina could formulate yet another excuse for Lindsay’s trainwreck behavior.
Pop Crunch reports that OK! has been there for Lindsay during other notable periods in her disastrous personal life, and they’re quite prepared to show her the money again.
“When Lindsay was at Cirque Lodge, she invited OK! to do a photo shoot before she’d even completed her treatment. She obviously has a relationship with the magazine, and they’ve been known to pay her a very healthy six figures for her photos.”
While we’re not convinced that Lindsay’s time in jail and rehab will help much with her addictions, it appears to have done wonders for her bank account.
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The chipmunks in Lilo’s closet are all clapping with joy today with the revelation that super trash rag OK MaG has offered our collective hero Lindsay Lohan $1million to sit down and describe her time behind bars. Which reminds us of a favorite Orwellian saying- ‘People are equal, except some people are more equal than others.’ But then again, Lilo isn’t your regular run of the mill folk, she’s a deity for all the confused starving children of America looking for a size 2 spiritual guide with white straws hanging out of her hip pocket. But then again, who doesn’t love a reformed celebrity nihilist…?
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/08/lilo-is-offered-1million-for-her-first-post-jail-interview/