Heidi Montag Calls Off Divorce
There was the reported sex tape, the not-so-secret reunions in Costa Rica, their public kiss on Heidi’s 24th birthday and the disappearance of Spencer’s beard. Get ready to pretend to gasp in surprise because… (drum roll please)… Heidi and Spencer are back together!
Yeah, we saw this coming a mile away, but still, TMZ reports that Heidi made their non-divorce official yesterday by filing a motion for dismissal at LA County Superior Court.
I guess that was the last thing to do after publicly pretending to get rid of Spencer’s beard (no, not that one, the thing on his face) lathering him up for the cameras.
Not one to resist an opportunity to make a public statement, Spencer told TMZ that Heidi wanted him to clean up, admitting that he let himself go after he and Heidi split.
“I’m really sorry to see it go. For months, it was my only friend, and a perfect place to save leftovers. I’m really hoping I can donate it to a worthy cause, like Donald Trump’s head.”
Heidi initially filed for divorce in July, citing the need for more publicity irreconcilable differences as the reason for their split.
That’s the stuff fairy tales are made of isn’t it?
Now they can live happily ever after. The end? We can only hope…
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