Lindsay Lohan could sure use some guidance these days…but from Charlie Sheen? The troubled sitcom star called into the Dan Patrick radio show today to share some pearls of wisdom with LiLo. Cause that’s not like, you know, the cocaine calling the hookers illegal or anything.
From the LA Times: “Just try to think things through a little bit before you do them,” Charlie advised. So wait. You’re telling me he carefully considered the porn stars and drugs and hotel room destruction? He may be in bigger trouble than we thought.
Charlie also talked about whether he’s ever shown up drunk to work at Two and a Half Men, where production has been halted due to his recovery. “[I’ve] never been drunk, never been high on the set once. But I would show up not having slept much,” he explained. “Doing a network run-through and asking the director, Jamie, to move my mark a little bit so I could be next to a piece of furniture or a table so I wouldn’t fall over.” For the full interview, click here.
For those of you keeping score at home, Reuters reports that the latest in Lindsay’s saga is that she was charged last week with stealing a $2,500 gold necklace days after leaving her fifth stint in rehab in three years. She was reportedly going to read a Top 10 List on the Late Show with Dave Letterman, but it turned out to be a hoax. (wha??)
In the meantime, I’ve got some advice for Lindsay too: don’t take advice from Charlie Sheen.
