Snooki Rolling Stone Interview: “I Look Like Sh–” on Jersey Shore
Snooki’s drunken misbehavior is pretty much the only reason to watch Jersey Shore – but the Guidette herself, who graces the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone, says the antics are hard for her to see.
“If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it,” the 23 year-old said. “I just hate it. Obviously, they’re only going to put the good stuff in, and the good stuff is us drunk, so all I’m seeing is me drunk and falling down. That’s how I am when I party, but some of the stuff I do is, like, ‘Really, Nicole?’ I look like a freakin’ alcoholic. I’m like, ‘You’re sweating, your makeup is running, you look gross.’ I just look like s**t.”
Here’s some earth-shattering advice: maybe you shouldn’t drink so much? Then again, consuming questionable amounts of alcohol is probably in her contract, since it leads to way more interesting television than Sammi’s and Ronni’s dysfunction.
I don’t want to imagine a world without Jersey Shore, but Snooks already has a plan for her future career. “When Jersey Shore ends I’m going to do more spinoffs,” she explained. “If MTV doesn’t want them, another network will be, like, ‘What does Snooki do now?’ or ‘Snooki’s getting married!’ What I’d like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand. She makes millions… I’m trying to build an empire, because after this I can’t get a normal job. I mean, how do I go and sit behind a desk?”
She’d certainly need a bottle of something in her top drawer.
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