Naked Cowboy Drops Law Suit
Looks like the naked cowboy has decided that NYC is big enough for two naked cow-people, writes the New York Post.
Robert Burck, the Naked Cowboy, has dropped his suit against Sandy Kane, the Naked Cowgirl. The ex-stripper has been accused of stealing his act and damaging the Cowboy’s brand with a raunchy act that includes making obscene gestures at passerbys.
“We don’t approve of the way she’s doing business, and we want it known that we’re in no way affiliated with her,” said the cowboy’s spokesman, Todd Rubenstein.
What does Brodsky have to say? In a Charlie Sheen-esque retort she exclaimed:
“I’m a winner, the cowboy’s a loser. And people like winners, don’t they?”
You would think that she would be relieved that her Naked rival has dropped the suit against her. Instead she writes a new song in his honor, “a boy named sue” where the lyrics warn “Be careful what you say or do, or he’ll sue you too.”
She also remarked with, “I don’t care how cute he is, I don’t trust the motherf—-r,” she said. “I promoted his show, then he sued me.”
Doesn’t she sound like a catch.. err.