Jersey Shore: Vinny Continues To Be Depressed, Pauly D Gets Bad Face Burn
The beginning of tonight’s episode phased in from last week’s underlying issue: Vinny’s ongoing depression. As Pauly D and Ron tried to console him, Vinny griped, “Bro, I can’t f*cking function in this environment. I have nothing left to give.”
Later, Vinny explained to his boss Danny, owner of the Shore Store, that he’s been suffering from clinical anxiety since he was sixteen years old and has been in a constant depressed state since he’s arrived from Italy.
Later on, Pauly D had his own problems – he overtanned and burned his face until it was bright red and peeling. That didn’t stop him from going dancing with the crew that night, raw face and all.
The crew decided to go to their default Jersey club Karma where Snooki got wasted and mumbled nonsensical things to her boyfriend Jionni, notably: “I’m gonna like, cook you chicken cutlets!”
Will you be sad if Vinny leaves?