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January 19, 2012

Jersey Shore: Situation Becomes Depressed After Nobody Celebrates His Birthday

Pauly D’s entire family comes to the house and surprises him for his birthday. His mom even brought his hometown barber so he can get a haircut. He says he’s “the freshest person in Seaside again.”

The boys go to Rivoli’s with Pauly’s family to eat huge portions of Italian food. Situation is downtrodden because he sees Pauly laughing and enjoying a grand time with his family but he feels like he has no one. He sneaks away and falls asleep on a nearby couch. Everyone realizes Mike is sleeping because he is snoring pretty loudly and Ron puts whipped cream on him. Mike wakes up none too pleased.

When the boys return to the house, the girls present a chocolate cake with Pauly D’s picture on it, and Situation is jealous and goes to bed upset.

The next morning, Situation is really hurt and cries on the roof. He says, “It actually hurts me to think that people don’t care. I’m a very emotional dude. I’m tired of being the bad dude.” Then he leaves.

Do you think Situation will stop his villainous behavior?