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February 27, 2012

Kate Upton’s Breasts Want You To Buy A Burger (WATCH)

Supermodel Kate Upton has been all over the media since she was named the cover model for this year’s Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. Now, it looks like she’s ready to really cash in on her fame. That can mean only one thing: fast food commercials.

Okay, I’ll admit that I am surprised as you that a model of Upton’s status has resorted to starring in commercials for a second-rate fast food chain like Carl’s Jr. or Hardee’s (apparently they are the same thing now… I must be the last to know this).

That said, this new ad is really, really hot. In it, Upton basically has sex with a hamburger for the whole world to see. There are gratuitous shots of Upton’s famously large breasts and several different times where the camera almost reveals something that you can’t show on television. Seriously, this is as close to straight up porn as you’ll see in a TV commercial. Check it out:

The video above is apparently the director’s cut, so maybe things will be toned down a bit before the ad actually airs. Otherwise, there are going to be some heart attacks (and I’m not talking about the ones caused by the burgers).