Jersey Shore: The Unit Gets Arrested, Situation Finally Gets Jionni Alone
Back at Karma, Deena is still badgering Joey about his intentions. He gets annoyed and gives her some major ‘tude and walks away. That was a smartest thing anybody on this show has ever done.
Situation and Unit are outside en route to the house for the Jionni/Snooki destroying plan, but Unit is beyond wasted and falling all over the place. This scares Situation because the drunkenness is thwarting his mission for the night (or rather, year) to reveal to Jionni that Snooki cheated on him. He gives Unit over three bottles of water and basically holds his hand so he doesn’t topple over. Unfortunately, the cops drive by out of nowhere and arrest Unit for his excess intoxication. Situation complains, “I just can’t catch a break here.”
The rest of the house is back home now and J.Woww and Roger immediately head to the smush room that she prepared with her sex stuff.
Vinny and Pauly lie down in their own room. Pauly says, “What’s gonna go on upstairs is just gross.” Jealous much?
Situation heads home by himself. He is incredibly disappointed. Not because Unit got arrested but because he can’t execute his plan. He calls his friend Mikey so he can go to the police station and free Unit but Ron tells him there’s really nothing he can do. So Situation goes to bed.
The next morning, Jionni saunters by Situation so he decides to take him outside, as it’s his only chance to reveal the news. He begins by saying “I just want to make this quick” but then the episode ends.
This better be good next week.